Good looking Horse

Monday, July 14, 2008

A guy wanted to buy a race horse for himself but he didn't have a lot of money. So he went to the shop and said to the Asian clerk, "give me your cheapest race horse". The clerk said to the guy, "Okay but be careful it don't look too good." So the clerk brings him a horse that had bright glitter, spray graffiti and ribbon streams all over the poor horse.

Confused, the guy looked at the horse and takes it and bets all the rest of his money on his horse to win a race. During the race when the horses went around the bend, his horse ran into the wall, costing the man his win. The man went back to the Asian clerk and asked, "What the hell happened mate, the horse ran into the wall?"

"Yeah" the clerk replied pointing to his eyes, "It doesn't look good."

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