Two Liners

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore'

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'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

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Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.'

'How's that? (Howzzat!!)' 'Don't you start.'

courtesy: Badar

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