A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says,"No, sorry." So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back and asks,"Got any grapes?" The bartender again says "No."
This goes on for several days, until the bartender has enough and says,"Look, everyday you come in here and ask if we have any grapes and everyday I say no. The next time you come in here I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No."
"Got any grapes?"
The next day the duck comes back and asks,"Got any grapes?" The bartender again says "No."
This goes on for several days, until the bartender has enough and says,"Look, everyday you come in here and ask if we have any grapes and everyday I say no. The next time you come in here I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No."
"Got any grapes?"
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